nickgrimshade: [salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]
She gave me smile I could feel in my hip pocket.– Raymond Chandler, Farewell, My Lovely (via liquidnight)
pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
pizz4s: did u know that if u put my dick in your mouth u can hear the ocean
People that quote Marilyn Monroe on a consistent...
theboywiththearabjockstrap: ;( SMH
duhdoydorothy: sometimes when i leave the house looking very cute and people look at me like i look a mess i want to go up and sternly say “this cute is not for you because you are not prepared for it.”
recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.” And thus, god...
You know you're a manager when you're salaried...
capntererible: UGHHHHH NAILED IT.