May 2013
21 posts
nickgrimshade:
[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]
“She gave me smile I could feel in my hip pocket.”
– Raymond Chandler, Farewell, My Lovely (via liquidnight)
pratfall:
how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
pizz4s:
did u know that if u put my dick in your mouth u can hear the ocean
April 2013
36 posts
People that quote Marilyn Monroe on a consistent...
theboywiththearabjockstrap:
;( SMH
duhdoydorothy:
sometimes when i leave the house looking very cute and people look at me like i look a mess i want to go up and sternly say “this cute is not for you because you are not prepared for it.”
recreationalcannibalism:
the-adequate-gatsby:
stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god...
You know you're a manager when you're salaried...
capntererible:
UGHHHHH
NAILED IT.
